- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the stew pot!
- What do you call a group of Nigerians in a line? A queue.
- Why did the man go to the bank with a ladder? He wanted to climb the corporate ladder!
- What do you call a Nigerian who is always late? A laggard!
- Why did the police officer go to art school? To learn how to draw his gun!
- What do you call a Nigerian who is always talking about money? A naira-holic!
- Why did the chicken cross the road in Lagos? To get to the other side of the traffic jam!
- What do you call a Nigerian who is always complaining? A wahala master!
- Why did the pastor buy a Mercedes Benz? To ride on the road to heaven in style!
- Why did the Nigerian take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!
