10 NIGERIAN JOKES

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  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the stew pot!
  2. What do you call a group of Nigerians in a line? A queue.
  3. Why did the man go to the bank with a ladder? He wanted to climb the corporate ladder!
  4. What do you call a Nigerian who is always late? A laggard!
  5. Why did the police officer go to art school? To learn how to draw his gun!
  6. What do you call a Nigerian who is always talking about money? A naira-holic!
  7. Why did the chicken cross the road in Lagos? To get to the other side of the traffic jam!
  8. What do you call a Nigerian who is always complaining? A wahala master!
  9. Why did the pastor buy a Mercedes Benz? To ride on the road to heaven in style!
  10. Why did the Nigerian take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!

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